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I’m going to go out on a limb and say that’s most likely to mean Dief in this fandom. There’s just not that much Turtle fic out there. In fact the only one I know of is [livejournal.com profile] elementalv’s Mortal Enemies. It’s only a drabble, but I’m of the firm belief that it’s more than enough to instill a deep and abiding respect for The Turtle Mind.

So let’s stick with Dief for now, shall we? And while I’m at it, I haven’t seen nearly enough Dief fic, either, so links to any memorable ones would make me love you long time.

I guess the first thing you need to decide is whether your Dief is actually deaf, or if he’s got selective hearing. Fraser swears he can’t hear a thing, (even though he talks to him constantly) but if you watch Dead Men Don’t Throw Rice and Mountie on the Bounty, you get a couple of Dief’s ear accounts of what he hears and it’s just a little muffled. You can choose whether you want him to be able to use that or not.

The part that’s going to be the biggest challenge is sorting out how Dief interprets the world around him. Dogs don’t care much for the things we think are important. Dogs don’t worry about money or if the people next door can hear them having sex. They don’t care if Snuffy down the road told Brutus a block over that their new collar makes them look fat.

On the other hand, if Snuffy is in season at the time, her spending any time at all with Brutus is going to be major blow. (Although the Dief in my head is as fussy as Fraser and would never deign to breed with a diamond studded lapdog. Ante doesn’t count. She’s like a supermodel with brains, ok?)

I’ve had a lot of dogs in my life, but the one who has taught me the most about what makes them tick is Riff Raff. He’s half Dingo (Australia’s answer to the Wolf.) and as a result I’ve had to battle the wilder side of him to end up with the joyous companion that he is most of the time. Riffy gives me about as much grief as Dief gives Fraser, but without the fluffy.

Things I’ve Learned From Riffy.

Food is God. You Can Never Eat Too Much. Ever.

This one stems from the way wild dogs survive. They aren’t going to catch something every day, no matter how good they are, so they gorge themselves whenever they can and then find somewhere comfortable to sleep it off. A few days later, they go out and do it all again.

It’s a great survival strategy that doesn’t translate so well into domesticity. They’ll do it every time they find food. Any kind of food at all. Naturally, it’s a habit that should be combined with exercise and when it isn’t, fatness ensues.

Now, I don’t know if dogs understand the concept of cause and effect when it comes to their stomachs, but, like Dief, Riffy never seems to grasp that belly ache is a common side effect of over indulgence. I tell him and tell him, but he never listens…

Do Important Stuff When Nobody’s Looking.

Important stuff is things like snatching forbidden treasure and stashing it for later, digging an escape route in the most remote, well sheltered part of the yard and killing the newly hung out laundry. Okay, Dief doesn’t really have to do the digging thing, but he might have need of it in your story. The point is these guys can be sneaky with the best of them. They figure out what they can get away with much better than your average bred in captivity variety pooch. They know that they can’t get in trouble if you don’t catch them at it.

Obedience is Optional.

No matter how much training you pour in, how well they know the required response, they will prioritise all requests.

What I mean is, you might tell them, “Stay.” As long as something more important doesn’t come up, they’ll do just that. The good bit is that even if they go and deal with the more pressing issue, they’ll often come right back and lay down where you left them.
Food is always going to beat any command you give them, unless they know you’re carrying something yummier.

People Like To Pat You.

Dief’s Kind isn’t all that snugly. They think they want a cuddle and then halfway through getting one, they find something else to do. It’s nothing against Humans, it’s just that they show affection in other ways. A good hard scratch above the tail and they’ve had their lovin’ for the day. They can take a good deal more when it’s all tied up with you telling them how clever they are, and how much you appreciate them bringing the (insert item here) back.

One thing they won’t do unless they trust you implicitly, is roll on their back for a belly rub. Dief would probably only do that fro Fraser, and maybe Ray after a while. Even then, it wouldn’t happen often.

The reason this is at all bearable for someone like me is simple. They humour us. They know that we supply an acceptable portion of their daily food requirements and they let us love them in whatever way they can. They also know we need it more than they do.

I think it’s a big part of why Dief and Fraser get along so well. They can both show their love by just sitting quietly together.


Loyalty Must Be Earned.

Here’s one thing that food can’t buy. This one’s all about the Alpha.

These guys won’t follow just anyone who wants to be leader. You have to show many Fraser-like traits to gain their respect. (I don’t mean the big words and Inuit stories.) You have to know who you are. You have to mean what you say. You have to be confident with your decisions and your demands. Most of all, you have to be polite.

It helps if you know a bit of Canine body language, too, but I’ll cover that later.


I could go on for days about all the neat and not so neat ways that Riffy is like Dief, but I actually need to post something that isn’t going to bore you to sleep, so I’ll move on to some other, more important issues. Like the physical differences between Us and Them. Well, the not so obvious ones.

Vision.
Some people will tell you that dogs are colour-blind. They’re not. They see colours differently to us, but they don’t see in black and white. They can tell a blue ball from a yellow ball. They have trouble seeing an orange dumbbell on green grass, though. Any other colour seems to be fine.

There are so many differing accounts of what colour ranges they have that you’ll never be correct in everyone’s eyes. To be on the safe side, stick with primary colours if you’re going to note colour at all. I’m sure Dief doesn’t care about the subtle differences between lilac and lavender. (Unless he’s having difficulty with a floral arrangement.)

Another thing to remember is the view Dief has from his eye level. He won’t see what’s pushed to the back of the top shelf, but he can tell you what’s been kicked to the very back corner under the desk. If you ask him nicely enough, he may even bring it out for you.

Smell.
Dogs can detect scents that the rest of us don’t know exist. If somebody dropped a slice of pizza on the rug a week ago, Dief can tell you what the toppings were. Even if it was only the crust. Seriously. He can’t help it, either. Dogs can’t “switch off” from a smell like we do. I can’t imagine how Chicago must smell to Dief after living in the Territories. Fortunately, dogs also enjoy scents that we find repulsive. Garbage is divine. Conversely, CKOne is not going to be Dief’s favourite smell.

Dogs Don’t Sweat.
Personal agenda here. I once read a trilogy about wolves and their battle for survival in a human war zone. It was brilliant. There were all sorts of beautiful descriptions of how the world looked to them and how they reacted. I was so engrossed I neglected to eat. And then, about a hundred pages from the end, came the fatal flaw. The hero was running for his life and “his flanks were streaked with sweat.” That phrase still haunts me. I thought I was in this wolf world, living with the pack, hunting, raising cubs, the whole shebang. Then, BAM! Forcefully ejected by a glaring mistake. That’s one of the first groovy facts I learned about dogs. They drool and they pant. Riffy dunks his whole head in a bucket along with his front feet and then slides around on the grass so that he gets wet all over. They cool down in different ways.

Just… please don’t make Dief sweat. Please.

Diet.

I’ve been guilty of writing fic in which Dief eats chocolate. It’s a common thing and he does it in canon, too. But he really shouldn’t. There’s a chemical in chocolate that is toxic to dogs, causing a range of symptoms from vomiting to seizures and possibly death. Milk chocolate isn’t likely to cause more than a bout of diarrhoea, but baker’s chocolate is far, far more dangerous. So think twice before you have Dief eating a box full of chocolate covered donuts. You might be killing him.

Not to mention the risk of pancreatitis from too much fat intake.

A short list of other food that is poisonous to dogs…
Nutmeg.
Avocado
Raisins
Macadamia Nuts

There are other foods which wouldn’t be doing Dief any favours, but those are the ones that’ll land him in the vet’s faster than you can say Tuktoyuktuk.

Other Ways Dief is Different from Fraser’s Other Buddies.

Knowing a bit about the body language of dogs is all important if you want to write Dief. The perfect example of how well it can work is Learn to Speak Canine in Seven Easy Steps by [livejournal.com profile] etcetera_cat.

Eye contact is a very powerful thing for dogs, Wolf or otherwise. To stare at a dog’s eyes is to challenge him. It’ll usually go one of two ways. He’ll divert his eyes and lower his body position in relation to yours, or he’ll become aggressive. You see Fraser make direct eye contact with Dief quite a bit. It’s an effective way of reminding him who’s boss.

On rare occasions, Fraser combines The Stare with The Muzzle Hold. That’s like saying, “Screw up now and you’ll be eating kibble for ever!” The Muzzle Hold is like the pinch your mother gave you when you were naughty in public. It’s a big warning that bad behaviour will not be tolerated. Dogs use it on each other all the time.

If that isn’t enough, they’ll grab the scruff of the neck and shake it. For really big punishment, it’s usually a case of grabbing the brat by the throat and flipping him over.

When it Comes to Establishing Dominance, It’s All About Who’s On Top.

Keep your mind out of the gutter, we’re talking about dogs, remember?

When dogs meet for the first time, they’ll sniff around a lot, and wag or flag their tails. (Wagging is side to side and low. Flagging is upright and sort of like twitching the end.) Can you guess which dog is taking the offensive here? Yep, the one with the upright tail.

When they come face to face, one dog will sniff at the top of the other dog’s head. Once again, dominance. The submissive will sniff around the dominant one’s mouth. He may even lick. It comes from way back when Mama Wolf came home with a full belly and all the Baby Wolves would lick her face to make her regurgitate food for them. Face licking is like saying, “I’m a baby, don’t eat me.” Or it could be a prelude to lunch…

And sometimes the dominant will even hump the submissive, just to get the point across beyond doubt. Take a moment here to reflect on your new Dief’s eye view of Fraser and Ray’s relationship…

Okay, back to work!

How Smart is Dief?

The intelligence of dogs is generally considered to be something like that of a child between the ages of four and seven. Four being the Pit Bulls and Irish Setters of the world and seven being the Poodles and Border Collies. Before you jump on me about my breedist opinions, I got that from about a million books on the subject. Like I said, Riffy was a challenge.

So, I don’t know about anyone else, but I’d rate Dief at about a ten year old brain. He can read maps. He watches hockey. He can lip read in how many languages? But he still can’t figure out what makes his tummy sick and he’s afraid of Pink Plastic Flamingoes.

That gives you a lot of room to play with your Dief POV. He can be well spoken and articulate, or he can use plain language. So long as you’re consistent with what you’ve decided for him, Dief’s pretty easy to write. He’s actually a lot of fun.

Now if you want to know how to write Fraser’s horse? That’s going to need a whole new post. But I could be bribed.

Date: 2007-08-14 05:41 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] sage
Eeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!11!eleventy!

OMG, this is *awesome*! You've made me want to write Dief fic!! \o/

Date: 2007-08-14 06:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buzzylittleb.livejournal.com
As somebody who is not a dog-person (they make me nervous), I find this very useful and possibly even applicable in RL. However, I am also bowled over by the cute and this far *pinches fingers* from showing it to my dog-lover brother.

Date: 2007-08-14 06:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] etcetera-cat.livejournal.com
... and now I have the urge to write more Dief-centric 'fic. Seriously good post, with a whole bunch of really good info about canine body language.

Uh, my typing is currently broken beyond that (thanks very much, working day) so I'll just leave you with a random bit of information: Dogs can also be poisoned by grapes. Black ones are the worst, as they are more like to have seeds, and have higher concentrations of the cyanide-compounds in said seeds and the skin. /useless information

\o/

Date: 2007-08-15 12:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] etcetera-cat.livejournal.com
Grapes are one of the things that are usually missed ^_^ It's only because I have to know it for my job that I remember such random stuff!

Date: 2007-08-15 04:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] etcetera-cat.livejournal.com
I can tell you the generic chemical names for the most commonly used types of suture material, and have somehow managed to pick up and retain a wide variety of drug dose rates without actually meaning to. Give me a map to read and an unknown destination to navigate to, however, and you'll be waiting a while. Mainly because I'll have gone in utterly the wrong direction at least five times, and quite possibly crossed international borders without meaning to (Worryingly, this actually happened to me last year. In my defense, one mountain looks pretty much like the other, and it wasn't exactly like there were any signs saying "You are now leaving Slovenia, welcome to Croatia" or anything... ^_^;;)

Trivia (particularly the fannish kind) is the best thing to remember. It's all so intersting! \o/

Date: 2007-08-14 07:15 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] starfishchick
This is great! I learned a lot, but my favourite part had to be this:

I’m sure Dief doesn’t care about the subtle differences between lilac and lavender. (Unless he’s having difficulty with a floral arrangement.)

TOO RIGHT.

Date: 2007-08-14 07:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] malnpudl.livejournal.com
What an absolutely fantastic post.

I sort of feel mind-linked with you at the moment, since this is closely tied to a lot of what I've been pondering for some time now, with thoughts of a Dief-focused post-CotW story that keeps stirring around in the back corners of my brain.

Date: 2007-08-14 07:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pir8fancier.livejournal.com
Nice post!

I'm going to recommend a fictionalized book about dogs and owners that had me howling. The beginning is slow, slow, slow, in fact, a little deadly until you get to the dogs, but once you're at the dogs, it's a stitch. It's by Merrill Markoe, the comedy writer who used to write for David Letterman.

Walking in Circles Before Lying Down (http://www.amazon.com/Walking-Circles-Before-Lying-Down/dp/0812975464/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1/104-8986155-3548728?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1187121196&sr=8-1)

Date: 2007-08-14 08:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spuffyduds.livejournal.com
Oh, this is just massively useful, THANK you. Yay!

Date: 2007-08-14 11:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kill-claudio.livejournal.com
Oh that is so useful, thank you! I don't know much about dogs, and you included so many things I would never have thought of, like Dief's eye-level and the not-sweating (which I knew, but it's the kind of thing you forget when you're writing).

Your description of why Dief considers Fraser alpha made me squee, because, yes, that's it, Fraser is composed and confident and...*hugs you* Great post! I'm bookmarking it for future reference!

Date: 2007-08-15 08:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the_antichris.livejournal.com
What a fantastic post! I've never known any dogs well, so this is a brilliant resource. Especially because I've been vaguely considering Dief fic. Timing FTW!

Date: 2007-08-15 12:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] viciouscats.livejournal.com
Oh, this is great. Interesting, funny and I kind of find it very useful for RL purposes, actually. As a cat-person, I can tell loads of stuff about cats just by looking at them, but dogs make me nervous because I can't "read" them. So, thank you! :)

Date: 2007-08-15 05:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] viciouscats.livejournal.com
I never understood the cat person/dog person thing

I think it's more a matter of simple habit. Comes from childhood. There were always cats in my home when I was growing up, so it seemed natural to get a cat when I became an adult. Now when I think about getting a dog, my first thought is "but I don't now what to do with it". It would require additional research and effort, for which I'm too busy or lazy (take your pick). Plus, I always worry that my cats wouldn't be "dog-people", so no dogs for me for the time being. :)

Date: 2007-08-15 10:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] leafy22.livejournal.com
This is such an interesting post, full of usefulness. Thank you!

Reading this -

On rare occasions, Fraser combines The Stare with The Muzzle Hold. That’s like saying, “Screw up now and you’ll be eating kibble for ever!”

- and thinking back to watching part 2 of the pilot ep this afternoon (dS re-runs on itv3 \o/) gave me a new appreciation of how talented all the animals / trainers / actors involved must be.

Date: 2007-08-16 08:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] leafy22.livejournal.com
The idea of PG sitting down with a dog and telling him he's *sacked* really makes me want to giggle!

Date: 2007-08-15 11:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brigantine.livejournal.com
There can not be too many Dief-centric stories.

We always had dogs when I was a kid. Most of them were super laid-back, though our spaniel was selectively stupid. *points upward to "Obedience is Optional" section* She had this dumb blonde act she'd pull, pretending she just didn't understand what you wanted. Riiight. Kind of like Dief being selectively deaf. Sigh.

I so did not know dogs shouldn't eat avocados! Would not have even occurred to me. :P

Thank you for this. It's quite useful!

Date: 2007-08-16 12:12 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] keerawa.livejournal.com
I love this post!

I have one tiny disagreement. Dogs can sweat a tiny bit, through the pads of their paws. But it is rather dependent on breed. My lab mix leaves little sweaty paw prints when she's hot, but my Rhodesian Ridgeback (paws bred for running in the desert, yo) never did. I'm not quite sure about Arctic wolves. But all of them pant, and their tongues hang out their mouths like great big hanging things while they do it, maximizing the surface area they can use for cooling.

Here are my three Dief fics: The Thrill of the Hunt (http://keerawa.livejournal.com/20779.html), Leashed (http://keerawa.livejournal.com/29455.html), and Scent of a Man (http://keerawa.livejournal.com/32498.html).

And here are a few more of my favorites:
Vibrato (http://community.livejournal.com/ds_flashfiction/523743.html) by [livejournal.com profile] troyswann
On Home and Beef Jerky (http://community.livejournal.com/ds_flashfiction/546909.html#cutid1) by [livejournal.com profile] greensilver

Date: 2007-08-18 05:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mickeymvt.livejournal.com
Holy jeez! This post is all kindness of awesomeness. We've had dogs all my life so I knew some of this already, but the things about the wolf-part of Dief I never knew. Cool!

Date: 2007-08-21 08:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] j-s-cavalcante.livejournal.com
Thanks for setting people straight on the chocolate thing (I've seen that in fanfic so much!) and setting me straight on the other substances--wow, news to me! Except for the nutmeg, of course, which is poisonous to humans, also, except in very small quantities. But I didn't know about the grapes and raisins and macadamias! Poor doggies!

I don't recall any big mistakes in canon regarding the chocolate, though. RayV's Ring Dings or whatever don't have enough real chocolate in them to hurt any size dog, I shouldn't think, and certainly not a large dog like Dief. And dogs do try to eat that stuff; they even go after Baker's chocolate, which is the super-poisonous stuff for them, and they don't mind the bitterness as we do.

Face licking is like saying, “I’m a baby, don’t eat me.” Or it could be a prelude to lunch…

And when Dief licks RayK's ears it means...Ray is yummy? They smeared Callum's ears with corned beef hash? Inquiring minds want to know. :)

And sometimes the dominant will even hump the submissive, just to get the point across beyond doubt. Take a moment here to reflect on your new Dief’s eye view of Fraser and Ray’s relationship…

Hee!!!! I love that! I'm now imagining Fraser asking Ray please, please not to hump him in front of Dief, because Dief already has trouble accepting that Fraser is alpha... :) OMG, that gives me ideas...Hee!

Entertaining and informative post, thanks! Makes me want to go write that alpha-humping thing that I am thinking about writing.... :)

Date: 2008-03-29 08:42 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] boosette.livejournal.com
Coming in extremely late in the game with a book rec - The Hidden Life of Dogs by Elizabeth Marshall Thomas (available from amazon for .08¢ and shipping) - I devoured it years ago, and I'm definitely giving it a re-read once I'm back home from college. (The author acquired, over the course of several years, a pack huskies, pugs and one dingo.)

So much word on the selective hearing + food thing. My family's old shar-pei was supposedly deaf toward the end of his life, but damn if he didn't hear us rummaging around in the kitchen whenever we so much as opened a cabinet door and come trotting in with a very pathetic "feed me I am starving ♥" look on his face.
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